Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Got back from a non stop partying weekender in Europe to a dull and dismal UK. Lost my mobile phone on the last night which didn't exactly improve my mood. On landing I discovered trains from Stansted were cancelled and replaced with buses. Once I managed to reach Waterloo, I found out all trains to a certain section of Surrey were also cancelled leaving me to rely on another set of replacement bus services. I truly cannot fathom how much we overpay for public transport and what an under delivery of service we put up with in the UK. So instead of trading today I intend to look at courses to learn Mandarin and routes to emigrate to Canada/Brazil